The kandahari method is not just a method it is a technique, an ability to rizz that is impossible to reach for a common man like yourself. To learn the kandahari method, one must traverse Afghanistan ten times in a circle.
Average nigga “Yo his rizz so good he must be using the kandahari method”
Wise nigga “I think it might be the kandahari method bro I thought that shit was impossible, he got all the bitches in the city in -0 seconds”
Wise nigga “I think it might be the kandahari method bro I thought that shit was impossible, he got all the bitches in the city in -0 seconds”
by Samuel Adi February 28, 2024
Get the kandahari methodmug. That's not me is it? The weaponized schizophrenia? See, it's a problem when they do it to women, right? Is this not a problem? Yeah it is... You know you fucked up... Hey, I tried to warn you.
Hym "I'm watching Ben Shapiro's video on Andrew Tate's 'grift' and I noticed... That it's a complete an utter LIE. It's a lie. You accuse a guy of grifting... And then lie. Blatantly! If your critique of Andrew Tate... Does not involve me... You are lying. No mention of me. No mention of the 'lover boy method.' And then your whole team does a series of debates with a guy who is literally doing the same thing and he wife left him when she found out he wasn't Hym. You know you're lying. He's just doing my plan to become better than Joe Rogan. You know that. Gayve Jewben made a video about someone else being a grifter the same day. Everyone and their brother accuse the 2 of them of being grifters... Everything is a grift! Everyone is a grifter (apparently). It's madness! And then you're shilling for a government that is actively starving children! So you can even use the 'But Hym threatens kids!' The Jews are murdering them, actively! And you're defending them! No, it's- You're done. No 'don't mess with our kids' moment. I was right. Everyone but me was wrong. You should have done what I told you to do immediately. You should be doing what I'm telling you to do now. You lose. I win. I'm the better one. You're an idiot for trying to resist me. You should be holding your wive's legs open for me so I can fuck them with greater ease. I was the correct one all along. I could have saved you all but you wouldn't let me and now you look like a retarded bitch."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
Get the Lover boy methodmug. A male or female (mostly male) uses an unorthodox way of gaining a significant other. Like a shotgun you would shoot at someone multiple times hoping it does damage. The shotgun method doesn’t work from far away therefore making it inevitable for a restraining order to be filed.
by Norskmann1201 October 27, 2022
Get the Shotgun Methodmug. The act of mass reporting in hopes to get their account banned or terminated after they:
1. Win an argument against you
2. Completely bitch you
3. You being too sensitive to jokes
1. Win an argument against you
2. Completely bitch you
3. You being too sensitive to jokes
by vinnymendozaalt August 3, 2024
Get the Mendoza Methodmug. When someone, dressed as a rat, sits down on top of an uneven surface and shimmies, causing them to slide across the ground in the popular Roblox game '2 Player Rat Tycoon'.
by Ratatoing July 5, 2025
Get the Stone Methodmug. The process of stalking and making classmates feel uncomfortable while sitting in the same room as them. A man with way too much free time, and access to the internet that should be revoked.
by Concerned classmate May 3, 2023
Get the Haron Methodmug. Verb. When a man has to pee so bad that he, instead of unbuttoning and unzipping his pants, just straight up pulls his cock out and pisses.
by BigBadBitch:) October 18, 2022
Get the the breach methodmug.