Archoleo-Botond-Method

The principle of approach every question with the counter question "Can we use nukes to solve it?"

"So, what will we do about the famine?"
"Archoleo-Botond-Method for the win! That way noone will feel hungry anymore!"
"Yes... But I have some concerns..."
"Nothing a nuke can't solve!"

by Nihilux July 4, 2024

The Billy Method

When you’re banned from Carti Hub so you make another account by the name of “Sbeve” to rule revenge by sending scat pornography with a rose-colored gaping butthole.

“BRO WTF”

Soul: ,lock
Soul: ,ban @sbeve

Bleed: 👍
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“Yo why is this guy sending scat porn”

Chat: He just did The Billy Method.

by niggapenis2k15buttcheeks September 1, 2023

Josmer Method

A study technique used by students, mostly in college or university. It involves binge drinking the night before an exam/s and writing it hungover. This kills anxiety and stress since you are nursing a massive headache.

Yo Zee stop worrying about your midterms. Just use the Josmer Method and you'll probably be fine

by tbvd ain uigrwnrvo ahin gu March 9, 2019

Trunk method

You will need two people, a car, and an unsuspecting victim. This is the act of having sexual intercouse with someone in the back seat of the car while your friend is in the trunk of the car. The friend in the trunk usually does stuff to interrupt the act such as moaning, controlling the music, or making noises. After the act is over, the friend gets of out the trunk and makes his presence known while also making the sexual partner sit in the back seat while you drive them home.

This girl wants to hook up with me tonight, do you wanna run a trunk method on her?

by Gorpmaster December 14, 2024

The Watson Method

Starting the wrong players on your fantasy football team. Leaving your best players on the bench on any given week. Having no idea what you are doing as a GM of your fantasy football team.

Brock had a sure win this week in fantasy football but he implemented The Watson Method and was donkey punched by the last place team. Who knows if he'll even make the playoffs.

by PREY December 1, 2013

The Triangle Method

An advanced technique for calculating the total distance traveled given the velocity and time. Commonly used in advanced motor-physics. Invented by the brilliant MOMS duo.

Yo broski malowski, we gotta use the triangle method for this problem.

by J Robert Oppenheimer September 10, 2025

willy wonka method

A method used when you need quick improvement: you take a break and go wonk your willy, and come back stronger than ever.

Patrick was getting his ass beat in ranked, so he used the willy wonka method and demolished the competition.

Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.

by Morten Kosher Salt October 27, 2023