marriaded

The past tense of the jaded ex-spouse, generally the female. After getting more than her fill of dead beat no account losers, for husband's.

Married? Oh, no honey, I've been marriaded.

by Mrs vannoy July 11, 2020

Marriage

The union between man, woman, and burger.

"Yo dude I just got learned what marriage means"
"What"
"Union between burger, man and wife"
"True"

by Burger2454 December 14, 2020

marriageship

When you are not only married but also the bestest of besties

After a review of our marriage I think it qualifies for marriageship

by Bigpapalove March 31, 2021

Marriage

marriage niv and carson

person 1: helo i am getting niv and carson tomorrow
person 2: bro thats crazy pants bro marriage crazy niv carson!

by narson May 11, 2021

Marriage Fart

When a couple releases a fart from each of their own anuses, and are close to one another, it's considered to be a marriage fart.

Person A of couple: *Brrrrrrrrrrrrrtt*

Person B of couple: *BLLLLLAAATTT*.....oh a marriage fart, honey! Oh wow smell what we created! It's like a pizza mixed with chili beans!

by Judolizard June 27, 2021

Marriageship

Marriageship is being defined as a commitment in a relationship whereby one is genuinely and divinely inspired by the original plan and purpose of their marriage.

Marriageship is not a position but it is a function whereby married couples create a conducive platform to learn and study about the original plan and purpose of marriage.

by Sir Change October 20, 2021

marriage

marriage something that happens to people sometimes in a good way or bad either way first-night = getting laid

person 1: hey wanna play some game of warzone of someshit
person 2: sorry dude I can't I just married 2 days ago

person 1: bruh why did you get married

person 2: ay I got lucky she looks hot and I'm gonna get peepee touches tonight and I think my marriage is gonna be good
person 1: lucky

by 1v1 you loser October 12, 2021