Fatty Mahomes

A quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs who relies on the referees for success.

Fatty Mahomes just had another interception called back by a penalty, shocker.

by thecreatorofstupidfat December 10, 2024

Taj Mahole

Risky anal sex with your girlfriend after a particularly potent curry.

I’m taking Debbie out for a vindaloo, let’s see if the Taj Mahole is open for business

by Winnie81 January 28, 2025

this is mahogany

some fucked up shit

“you wanna fuck or sum?”
“Nah this is mahogany “

by Dhusvwkwvsiss April 21, 2020

Cock on Mahogany

Metaphorical representation of the abrupt quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your cock on your boss's mahogany desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Dick on Desk.

Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Cock on mahogany earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years.

by de la May 16, 2021

This is mahogany

A phrase used to describe something ridiculous or upsetting, perhaps both. Saying "this is bullshit", but in a nicer way. A way to express frustration on something inconvenient or stupid.

Elton: "Hey, heads ups. The registers are down again."
Reign: "I thought they fixed that. UGH! This is mahogany!"

Or

Roxy: "Wanna play on the switch when we get home?"
Xyrein: "Mine is broken. Has been for months."
Roxy: "Months?! That's mahogany, what do you mean?"

by Red_Rain_Forest November 29, 2022

Pulling an El Macho

The act of dying in the manliest way possible: Strapping 250 pounds of dynamite to yourself while riding a shark into an active volcano

Frank: What happened to Todd again?
Antonio: He died pulling an el macho.

by Gopher7923 August 8, 2024

A little mahomey

The act of playing like Patrick Mahomes

That play was looking a little mahomey

by Matho laga February 16, 2024