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Macking Off

Beating the schmeat so hard that you experience the worst and most painful anal prolapse that has ever occurred under the Sun. Feeling your asshole cave in on itself, exposing your intestinal tract due to the best goddamn incest porn on this side of the Solar System.
Sean: Mickey, what the hell are you doin’? Why are you in the hospital?
Mickey: I was Macking Off to Fortnite Porn and Rieley’s Insta, man. I couldn’t help myself!
by bruh_moment_mack April 4, 2021
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MACK

Refers to Mike Hack; simply ways to be more productive at work and how to effectively work with multiple applications.
The "mack" suggested to resize application windows so they can be utilized more effective and make you more productive was a lifesaver!
by Mick Hack August 3, 2022
mugGet the MACKmug.

mack

crashing the whip while swimming on hood
if u mack don’t panic, doolie a mechanic
by davidsssv February 13, 2025
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Mack

I am going to mack this broad.
by Rob Matrix July 31, 2019
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Antonio mack

A guy everyone should love and ask out
Damnnnnn Antonio mack is hot
by Tjjrhrrhbr October 1, 2020
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Jr. Mack

To be extremely hairy and lack full movement of both eye balls when intoxicated.

To play flirtatious mind games with your brother, while looking your dog in the face with a sensual sexual one eyed stare.
"I just Jr. Macked the shit out of my bro Danny and damn it was fun!"

"That poor guy was hit right in the eye balls... he was Jr. Mack'd before he even knew it."
by Stephy Sac December 7, 2009
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