When your mechanical pencil is out of led, so you repeatedly and forcefully push the eraser to make sure that you don't have any extra led in there. The sound it makes is like fapping. When led comes out, it is called pencil ejaculation.
by Liberty5000 February 20, 2019
An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.
Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?
by YAWA September 11, 2022
A song by Green Tom that parodizes the Bayside Boys Remix of the 1993 dance hit Macarena by Los Del Río.
It’s about someone who masturbates.
It’s about someone who masturbates.
Ben: I just listened to this really funny song.
Gregory: What is it?
Ben: Hey Masturbator by Green Tom.
Gregory: What is it?
Ben: Hey Masturbator by Green Tom.
by gregben July 06, 2021
When you have a skin affliction (see, e.g. poison ivy, poison oak, eczema, psoriasis, etc) that makes you itchy but you know you aren’t supposed to scratch it because it’ll only make it worse. An itch you literally cant scratch.
Person 1: Oh no I was out yesterday and got poison ivy and now I’m all itchy.
Person 2: No evil masturbating !
Person 2: No evil masturbating !
by Factually Fake, Actually August 23, 2023
No one would every know that during the meeting Brandon was mentally masturbating because he wasn't using his hands to touch his penis.
by Lateesha223 July 16, 2014
The stretching of something being said to make it much longer than it could easily be. It is usually done because the speaker feels what they said is not enough, wants to hear them self talk or wants to make what they say more confusing.
The way they stretch it is by adding similes and metaphors that basically say the same exact thing as what they originally said.
The way they stretch it is by adding similes and metaphors that basically say the same exact thing as what they originally said.
Verbal masturbation
The inquiring man is not liked for he is the hungry lion who wants more food. It is the people who are unwilling to feed his mind like there are only so many gazelle. His hunger makes the other lions tremble and begin to hate his lifelong quest for knowledge. He will never have enough and the others do not wish to put up with him, so he is always alone. Like a man who steals the money of his peers and has become rich, and hated by others. Though the others could have easily become rich because the money was up for grabs. The rich man benefits from his quest for knowledge and is hated for doing better.
Translation
An intelligent and curious person is not liked.
The inquiring man is not liked for he is the hungry lion who wants more food. It is the people who are unwilling to feed his mind like there are only so many gazelle. His hunger makes the other lions tremble and begin to hate his lifelong quest for knowledge. He will never have enough and the others do not wish to put up with him, so he is always alone. Like a man who steals the money of his peers and has become rich, and hated by others. Though the others could have easily become rich because the money was up for grabs. The rich man benefits from his quest for knowledge and is hated for doing better.
Translation
An intelligent and curious person is not liked.
by Joe725 August 05, 2008
(also called m&m's)
Residents of Miramichi who masturbate all the time even when when it causes them trouble. They will never stop, even if the red dragon says so.
Residents of Miramichi who masturbate all the time even when when it causes them trouble. They will never stop, even if the red dragon says so.
Ohhh snap, she's masturbating in class again. She's such a Miramichi masturbator.
Can you please stop masturbating when i'm talking to you? Jeez you're such a m&m
Can you please stop masturbating when i'm talking to you? Jeez you're such a m&m
by shanayjohnson44 November 09, 2010