Ur MUM GAE

the response 4 yr old fuckhards on xbox live send you

me: 360 noscopes kids

4yr old fuckhard: ur maum gae

ur mum gae

by tthe russians are coming July 16, 2020

Your mum in a wetsuit

Like the insult yo mamma but much more funnier. Leaving people gobsmacked

Person: what you been up to today

Friend: your mum in a wetsuit

Every dabs continuously

by Jrbob1 December 9, 2016

your mum's baps

adj. "your mum's baps" signifies a thing or a situation that is generally very good (in essence like your best mate's MILF-of a-mum who, despite being twice your age, has the most luscious breasts in the village).

God I love this tune, it's definitely your mum's baps.

by Potassium Dave September 7, 2009

ur mum gai

the most insulting insult ever known to man

person1: hey look where your going

person2: ur mum gai
person1: immediately dies

by SlickWiliam March 30, 2019

so'z your mum

relatively usefull comback to anything that is thrown at you. Usually used by people who are dumb and have trouble staying on the toilet.

Harry: Your a fucking wanker Terry!
Terry: So'z your mum
Harry: My mum is dead Terry
Terry: So'z your mum, aww look i fell off the toilet

by fuck_ma_arse_ah April 26, 2009

Ya Mum Gey

Ya Mum Gey means your mom is acting super horny towards other moms and she is lesbian

Gamer: Ya Mum Gey

You: What!
Gamer: I saw your mom fingering herself in the corner while watching lesbian porn

by BigHi123 June 13, 2018

Your mum's watching!

A phrase used to put pressure on the person who is about to focus or carry out an important action, in 90% of cases resulting in the person performing an epic fail.

The term is so useful as there is not a single person on the planet that will not get intimidated by a mother's look of disapproval and even a thought about your mother watching you fail makes you nervous as hell, so you will almost certainly cock up whatever important thing you are doing.

Jack: *tries to take a penalty shot*
Troll: Your mum's watching!
Jack: *feels nervous and pressurised, then realises that mum is not really watching* Fuck Yeah.

*still misses penalty*
Troll: LOOOL

by no_this_guy March 3, 2011