by STEPHANIE RENEE November 26, 2006
Jessica Alba is an uper milf.
by koko November 05, 2005
by Kool dude October 16, 2017
A term used for attractive older women if you're not sure if they're mothers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real MILF)
A: "Woah! Mrs.Jones is so hot,she's a total MILF"
B: "we're not sure if she has a kid so does she count as a MILF?"
A: "Well she's a Schrodinger's MILF,there's a chance she's a mom but there's also a chance she's not a mom at all!"
B: "you're making it complicated"
B: "we're not sure if she has a kid so does she count as a MILF?"
A: "Well she's a Schrodinger's MILF,there's a chance she's a mom but there's also a chance she's not a mom at all!"
B: "you're making it complicated"
by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021
A woman with great tits that you could see in pornos as an adult. You wouldn't mind slamming after she had kids.
by lordmorningwood March 11, 2017
by Mil1206 October 07, 2019
Femboy milfs are people who are biologically female or male, but also show characteristics of the opposite. Like a biological female with male characters or a biological male with female characters. And they’re also a milf…showing milf characteristics and is a mother to everyone which also feeds their mommy issues.
Adrian: bro they’re sooo hot. But i don’t know their gender and how old they are??
Adianth: OHHH HER! SHES A FEMBOY MILF. GOES WITH SHE/THEY. SHES SO HOT
Adianth: OHHH HER! SHES A FEMBOY MILF. GOES WITH SHE/THEY. SHES SO HOT
by ItsSarahcha February 26, 2022