Loaf Dick

When you eat too big of a sandwich and you just can't.

Can't bang, got loaf dick.

by phoehm November 13, 2016

Bulgarian hog loaf

Hog loaf from the land of Bulgaria. Often times is so juicy and tender it melts in your mouth and leaves a coat of Bulgarian oxide. You have to wash your mouth for 1 hour to get rid of this coating. Is the most nutritious food of the 21st century.

Man, I tried Bulgarian hog loaf and it was so good!

by Bryce loves boobs November 16, 2023

Step Loaf

A Step Loaf is your dads hot new piece.

The kind you’d hope gets stuck in the washing machine and needs some help.

You seen his new step loaf…. Whoooooo shit she’s hot

by RicMaroo September 14, 2022

Holding a loaf

when you have to take a massive shit during a video call and you can’t get off camera. It is often accompanied by signs of physical distress or appeasement.

I was on a management meeting the other day and my cousin appeared to be stroking something. Come to find out, he was trying to calm his dog who was holding a loaf and needed a run around the block to drop wolf bait.

by Mashpee Sal March 12, 2025

Yes-loaf

Cake, especially delicious cake.

I hate weddings but all that free yes-loaf takes the edge off things.

by sacredgeometry May 22, 2020

Taint Loaf

(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains

(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times

(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.

(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?

Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.

(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...

Shut the fuck up taint loaf

(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?

by B Tsunami June 30, 2019

Loafed up

To wear the most land-slapper dirt-parter 3000 church-goers pair of loafers

Man was loafed up wearing John 3:16’s Dr Facilier praise the lords 5S

by Worn Forrest September 7, 2021