by Try,me March 10, 2024

by arandomgdfurry December 20, 2022

A ruler, leader, or guardian without followers, subjects, or purpose; a figure of power presiding over emptiness.
A symbol of majesty in isolation, evoking the paradox of authority where nothing exists to be ruled.
(figurative) Someone or something impressive yet ultimately unused, overlooked, or unnecessary.
Etymology: Coined phrase combining the lion, traditionally the “king of beasts,” with the bayside, symbolizing a place devoid of subjects to rule over.
A symbol of majesty in isolation, evoking the paradox of authority where nothing exists to be ruled.
(figurative) Someone or something impressive yet ultimately unused, overlooked, or unnecessary.
Etymology: Coined phrase combining the lion, traditionally the “king of beasts,” with the bayside, symbolizing a place devoid of subjects to rule over.
After the company downsized, he sat in his executive office alone—a true Lion of the Bayside.
The half-finished luxury resort, towering over an empty shoreline, looked like a Lion of the Bayside.
She won the election in a town where no one stayed—her title felt like that of a Lion of the Bayside.
His talent was unmatched, but with no audience to witness it, he was a Lion of the Bayside.
The abandoned stadium stood majestic against the sea, like a Lion of the Bayside.
Power without purpose turns even the mightiest into a Lion of the Bayside.
Watching over empty streets during lockdown, the mayor felt like a Lion of the Bayside.
He trained for years in solitude, roaring into the void like a Lion of the Bayside.
The half-finished luxury resort, towering over an empty shoreline, looked like a Lion of the Bayside.
She won the election in a town where no one stayed—her title felt like that of a Lion of the Bayside.
His talent was unmatched, but with no audience to witness it, he was a Lion of the Bayside.
The abandoned stadium stood majestic against the sea, like a Lion of the Bayside.
Power without purpose turns even the mightiest into a Lion of the Bayside.
Watching over empty streets during lockdown, the mayor felt like a Lion of the Bayside.
He trained for years in solitude, roaring into the void like a Lion of the Bayside.
by Barbagann September 2, 2025

wjhy the hell
does 1 fortified moab
have infinite h
It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.
At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.
It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.
I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
does 1 fortified moab
have infinite h
It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.
At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.
It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.
I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas — Today at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)
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10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)
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10:13 PM
by O1RD October 19, 2022

by sub2LethalGamer March 15, 2019

by Sugar pie eater. April 3, 2020

Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the Detroit Lions football team. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and silver-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a team they've never paid to see. Fond of denigrating other NFC North teams for supposed inferior concessions, the Walmart Lion is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."
Yeah, he hates the Bears, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Lion with a GED from Costco.
by MSU Zach R October 15, 2023
