Honk a load

An expression for the male orgasm, usually used in relation to Shrek or other large, green humanoids.

I looked into Shrek's eyes adoringly as I stroked him, urging him onward to his climax until with a great bellow he thrust forward to honk a load onto my Ruth Bader Ginsburg costume.

by southwestchickensalad February 2, 2023

hit load

A shortening of "Bust a load, and hit the road."

" All he wants are hit loads. He doesn't even want your name."

by SeamusTwysted September 3, 2017

soil load

The act of one male ejaculating into another males mouth

Austin soil loaded into Daves mouth

by Jordie Jordan February 8, 2022

suspended load

when a guys dick is suspended over something while he cums, usually over someones mouth.

Dude, I gave Courtney a suspended load.

by daddyshortlegs April 26, 2017

bro-loading

not disimilar to carbo-loading; instead of pasta you feed your bro (or brah) a heap of positive affirmations just before a big race/interview/event. excessive bro-loading can lead to a bromance and, if left unchecked, the word can take on a whole new meaning...

bro 1: bro, i'm going out with that way hot chick tonight!

bro 2: no way bro! you got this, ur gonna slay that babe. seriously, she has no idea what's coming. you've got the job, the car, the looks, and your dissertation on the tragic death of Paul Walker was gripping yet nuanced. i almost feel like she doesn't deserve you...

bro 1: dammit, you're right, i am gonna slay that babe. thanks for the timely bro-loading! what would i ever do without you?

by @nimbly_jimbly July 13, 2016

Loaded Dangler

The feeling of a piece of poop shooting out of your intestines and into your rectum.

My turd was so big that I had a Loaded Dangler.

by FreshDangler April 6, 2016

loading the musket

Another name for Kids in Sandbox, the sexual practice of ramming a foreign object into a man's penis for sexual pleasure. Named so for the way a musket is loaded by ramming the shot and gunpowder down the barrel, before rifles and magazines came into play.

"Even thinking of that video of the chick loading the musket makes my penis sad."

by Bobble April 4, 2006