lemon bag

When a guys accidentally shoots cum up your nose and henceforth making the girl/other man pull the face of one who has just eaten a lemon.

Guy: ohhhh yeahhhh
Girl: EW WTF YOU JUST LEMON BAGGED ME!!!!!!!

by jawbraker4lyf October 10, 2014

Lemon Frog Tic Tac

A mentally imnpaired person who thinks there are more than 2 genders.

Person 1: There are over 100 genders, be whatever you want to be!
Person 2: There are only 2, male and female. Are you a lemon frog tic tac?

by LogicalThinker1 July 25, 2020

lemon sorbet

a sex move Where you jizz in her mouth ,then pee in her mouth, then shake her around, and make her swallow it (if you're like that)

Lemon sorbets taste awful

by Scott Lieb November 10, 2006

Lemon Drops

When you're eating pussy and you stumble across a tiny piece of toilet paper that was "left behind".

dude, The last time I ate Karen out, i lapped up some lemon drops. That was the LAST time I ate Karen out.

by Travelin Moose November 4, 2011

Lemon Meringue Pie

After a man has finished his load in a girl's vagina or anus, he let's himself go flaccid and proceeds to piss into either orifice, creating a runny, lemony colored creampie.

Dude 1: "Gave my girlfriend a lemon meringue pie the other night."
Dude 2: "How was it?"
Dude 1: "Can't look her in the face anymore."

by JamesLeFranc March 4, 2010

lemon shakeup

when 2 guys are double teaming a woman, 1 pees in her mouth and the other cums in her mouth. the female gargles it like mouthwash then she spits the mix into another womans mouth.

me and my friend taylor went to a swingers party and we gave this ho erin a lemon shakeup. then she spit it in her best friend jane's mouth.

by wellsir February 27, 2007

Lemon tits

When a womans nipples are so tiny they look like pursed lips from a lemon.

"Dude,that chick I fucked last night had super tiny lemon tits!"

by iambrian101 August 20, 2007