Lego

A torture device discovered in Germany and subsequently used by Americans in the most violent forms of torture which was then found to be useful for building stuff.

During times of war, prisoners would be ushered into a completely dark room with random Lego pieces on the floor and be required to continuously walk around.

On day, a cleaner was wiping the blood and toenails from the Lego room when they discovered that multiple pieces can be joined together and used to build things.

Clarification: Duplo; Four times the size, four times the pain.

The interrogation was all getting too much, then they busted out the Lego and I spilt the beans.

by Unice Tracy Able April 5, 2020

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Lego

An interlocking system of building blocks and one of the most successful tours in the world. Founded in Denmark. Most people find they hurt to step on. I have no idea why they don't affect me.

Lego is awesome

Mom: SON I STEPPED ON ONE OF YOUR LEGOS AND MY FOOT'S BLEEDING!

Me, the weird one in the family: They don't hurt

Yep, I'm an alien

by GalactaK April 28, 2020

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legislooters

An invented English word made by fusing ‘legislators’ and ‘looters’ which is commonly used as a hashtag on Twitter in Nigeria to satirize corrupt legislators (members of the National Assembly).... ...

Legislooters is to satirize corrupt legislators (members of the National Assembly).... ...

by Zarcastik June 10, 2020

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Lagos

A country with no laws, you will never find an auntie who doesn’t mind her business, personal space isn’t a thing here and if ur lightskin they worship you ,don’t travel to lagos it’s not pretty.

Boy 1:I’m going to lagos this week!
Boy 2: Don’t o that place will mess you up abeg

by barbzforbernie2001 June 11, 2020

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