Fast Lane Cork

When someone is clogging up the fast lane by going less than 20 mph over the limit. Typically, it's either a clueless geezer or someone engrossed in a dazzling cell phone discussion unaware of the constipation-like backup behind them. When the cork finally pops and the back up starts flowing, so do the middle fingers.

A freaking Fast Lane Cork made me late for work today.

by Slugworthy March 30, 2011

Alberta lane change

When having sex with a woman, and changing lanes on her with no signal at all.

Girl: Tom was long stroke plowing me last night and out of no where he pulled an Alberta Lane Change on me. It really hurt to say the least.

by Albertalane December 8, 2016

Left laner

The act of driving slow as fuck on a major highway in the passing lane.

"We got a fuckin left laner here, clogging up the passing lane. I wish these motherfuckers would just stay home."

by Fartstinker December 13, 2019

Memory Lane

A place in time when your dreams became a reality.

Memory Lane .The first day of spring, breezy night, standing under an awning with the Queen of Hearts rolling on your tongue... thinking to yourself, "damn this ice cream is good"!

by #MemoryLane March 11, 2020

big boner down the lane

Big boner down the lane

p1 "big boner down the lane"
p2 "thats the funniest shit ive ever seen"

by That one dude you bullied October 2, 2021

landy joe

baby face pimp with whip appeal

You so fly, you is like a Landy Joe!

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Lane Tech

A school with fag ass kids who ride teachers dicks 24/7 a security guard who will literally ear and butt rape u if u don’t have ur ID on a school where best friends HU with their “besties” ex and not care a school with all gender bathrooms knowing damn well all kids do is fuck in there

Person 1:Hey what school do you go too?
Person 2: Ah no where special just Lane Tech

by A lane tech sophomore October 1, 2019