landing pad

Something you put down on the bed or other surface to prevent it from getting dirty or wet from having sex. Usually this is a towel, but anything will do.

person1: I am horny, lets get it on.
person2: Well I just changed the sheets so put a landing pad down!

by CA dream'in August 21, 2009

Landen

Landen is usually the person in the back of the class or in the office who is somebody everyone know. Don't fucking lie. You know one. They usually are not very open about emotions and prefer black as a favorite color. You have seen him wearing a black shirt or hoodie or at least something black. When you try to have a serious conversation about emotions, he answers the question "Are you ok?" with a monotone "Sure"
He also enjoys to make self deprecating jokes or dark jokes that worries people.

But don't make him mad.

Ever.

"You are such a LANDEN"

"oh, hey landen

by Black Little Planet July 22, 2018

landon

The happiest anorexic you'll ever meet, constantly cuts himself with his father's clipped toenails and thuroghly enjoys the sensation of gargling balls down his throat

That guys is a Landon.

by Pinged Clit October 8, 2016

Landon

Some fuck boy with a fat head or "Big Head." This man suffers from erectile disfunction and having a big ass head, okay... he's got a fucking egg for a head.

Jesus, Carl being a Landon again.

by BooperSkooper March 18, 2017

Landen

A very gay kid that will slap your ass every so often. He tends to make someone a third wheel and blames you for it. He is very scrawny and swears he is athletic. He can't do his own work and copies of any answers that he can. Often times seen been a stupid nigger faggot

Don't be a Landen.

by ImmortalF34r December 3, 2019

landon guy

gay fag, who cannot get a girl to save his life!!! Bullis guys are so much better! They are the shit!

Don't drop the soap boys!!!!

by Bullis Guys are hot March 17, 2005

Landon

I gay boy with I Lil pecker

I hate Landon's

by Koebin June 4, 2016