v8 killer

Something the guy below knows nothing about. First off, it would take a ludicrous sum of money for an Eclipse to beat a viper. Secondly, Vipers have TEN cylinders. I'm not going to say v8 killers don't exist. They do. But not in the form of an eclipse (unless the owner puts so much money into the car that the final cost is as much as if not more than a car with a v8). Stock v8 killers include the Subaru WRX STI, the Mitsubishi EVO (not the eclipse), the Toyota Supra (MK IV only) and a few others. Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying that you can't modify a four - banger to meet or beat a v8. I'm just saying that in most cases doing so is a waste of time and money.

Kid with a civic: Yo dude I got me a v8 killer!
Me: Wanna prove it?
Civic kid: Yo dawg yeah les go right now!
(I beat him in a stock Chevy Blazer that doesn't even have a v8)
Civic Kid: Yo dawg do you have that v8 on nawws?
Me: It's a v6 dumbass...

Different kid, Different Civic: Dude my Honda is so fast, I raced one of them new GTOs the other day and smoked it!
Me (laughing on the inside): I'll race you in my Jeep...
Civic Kid 2: Won't even be a close race, save your gas.
Me: I know it's not going to be close...but I'm going to race you anyway.
Civic Kid 2: OK but don't cry to me when you lose
I beat this civic in a Jeep Cherokee (XJ) with a 4.0 and 5 speed transmission. The kid in the Civic looks a little stunned.
Civic kid 2: Yo man I just remembered that my battery is going bad so that's probably why I lost.
Me: ....what the fuck ever...

by TooManyTickets October 31, 2008

Helen Keller

An incredibly inspirational woman who's name has apparently been slandered here on UD. Even though she was blinded and deafened at a young age, she went on to become an author, lecturer, and activist.

"I love reading about Helen Keller! Her story was very interesting."

by arandomhumanintheuniverse March 1, 2019

the killers

really great music that has unfortunatley been on trl and now all the girlzzzzzz totally want to bang the lead singer cause OmG he'zzzzzzz soooooooo caaauuuteee!!

teen girl: i soo love the killers... does this mean im cool now and can wear a white belt and become a scenester.
teen friend: yea totally... now we actually have to listen to the music LoL!!

by val January 31, 2005

killer poo pirate

a living being with a very sharp penis who engages in anal intercourse with women and often causes fatal tearing of the mucas membrane.

that horse was a total killer poo pirate

by Andrew Mac-daddy May 6, 2009

Killer Boots

An extremely positive and happy term describing an extremely positive and happy aspect of a certain event pertaining positivity and happiness the the atmosphere. Often has to do with fluffy bunnies and the musical stylings of the metal genre.

Trisha: "That show was killer boots!"

by vembot919 March 25, 2010

groove killer

Tricky,Atricals.any persons who destroys your mood, buzz, groove, frame of mind. soul stealer

Tricky is one mean groove killer. Might as well listen to country music and drive a fuckin' pickemup truck.

by Myman Ward May 16, 2004

2pac's killer

Tupac Amuru Shakur's killer is unkown, but most people that have common sense believe Orlando Anderson aka known as ''Baby Lane'' a South Central Crip from Los Angeles, murdered Shakur, he was murdered the exact same way Shakur was 2 weeks after Shakur's death at a well known car wash in Los Angeles, so it is safe to say..maybe..maybe that was payback, no one knows for sure.

Illuminati did not kill Tupac Shakur

Suge Knight did not kill Tupac Shakur, and those that believe that are a little off, why would you put a hit out on somebody that you will be sitting in the car with, common sense people, common sense.

Son: ''Who is 2pac's killer?

Father: Nobody really knows son.

by 2dark July 24, 2011