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kiss an apple 

The act of using an apple as a smoking device, which requires one to pucker their lips against the apple.
I can't wait to get off work so I can kiss an apple and chill out.
kiss an apple by shagtastical June 23, 2011

kiss of death

When smoking marijuana discreetly in a confined environment (i.e. dorm room, office cubicle, etc.) smoke is often exhaled through dryer sheets for decreased smell. Sometimes, when an especially good hit is taken, brown lip-marks can be seen on the dryer sheet. This looks disgusting, and is known as the "kiss of death".
Good job man, you left a real kiss of death there.
kiss of death by Kage February 17, 2005

kiss kiss 

Bob The Gerbil: kiss kiss yh
Bob The Mouse: derrr tards
Yusuke Number 2: bob you fucktard
Fitz the Prick: lol
Yusuke Number 2: Bob go kill your self
Bob The Mouse: yes ma'am Mr. Yusuke
Sir.
kiss kiss by bob tg September 13, 2003

Kiss God 

When a man goes outside during a severe thunder storm and masterbates.
Wife wouldn't fuck me during a thunderstorm so I walked outside to kiss God.

Kiss a blonde month 

The month of November you must kiss a blonde everyday
its kiss a blonde month man !
Kiss a blonde month by bshah October 23, 2019

Kiss gf/bf

Ok kiss gf/bf no matter what
Kiss gf/bf by Bobby can head January 29, 2020