mary-kate

whore / bitch

that mary-kate is such a dumbass

by lalalalalalala8884576877534786 October 9, 2008

kate

a kate is a common word used to describe an irish wannabe whore who wishes she was a stoner. she may come out with stupid/random sayings that bear no relation to the conversation just to be a random emo. she is two faced and will not tell you she dislikes you, preferring to express this on the back of bathroom doors, along with many silly untalented drawings of bongs that exhibit how hardcore she is. she wants to have a name for herself as being a whore but actually she can only score little virgin boys bcoz she has (eternally) greasy hair and a jewish nose. also she thinks she is a talented artist but she can only draw shitty little manga/emo/mushrooom pics.

kate: oh my god guys, i totally wana get stoned off my face, i'll go get some of that hardcore shit from the head shop

other: oh kate, you're so random. after this you wanna go write shit on bathrooms?

by ihkaiiwutmiwphiah May 21, 2009

Kate Moore

Kate Moore is the name of the individual who placed first at LG's national texting competition making her the fastest texter in North America, and second fastest in the world. Kate usually is the name of a dumb blonde who is glued to her phone and shares gossip constantly, and this is no exception.

A person: Is Kate Moore cool?
Another Person: Idk, text her, but probably not.

cell phone

by flann the mann November 14, 2010

Kate Thomas

The person who goes above and beyond. The epitome of awesome. Bam.

Kate Thomas. Like "Oh man, you totally pulled a Kate Thomas by saving that womans life!"

by TheDef. September 8, 2011

Dirty Kate

jersey loving committment hating snizatch.

Everyone should have at least one dirty kate in their life.

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

I love you kate.

A super secret thing no one can know about, except us. Especially not Kuba or Dariusz.

I love you kate.

by Jisaacs October 17, 2008

creamy kaleidoscope

Achieved when one cums barely across the retina of another, and the recipient looks directly into a source of light.

Man, I gave her such a great creamy kalediscope that her optometrist cancelled her laser eye surgery, and asked for my home number.

Aww shit, that's good looking out man.

by Prince November 30, 2004