Kangaroo Jack

When you grab a girls ankles and jerk yourself off with her feet

I don’t love her if she isn’t down for a kangaroo jack.

by GreatestGuyAround November 2, 2025

Eats kangaroo

Lesbian oral sex (ideally while standing, one partner holding the other up) that involves an Australian girl

"So, I hear Sheila and Barbie went home together last night, what do you think they did?"
"Judging from the fumbling I heard going on upstairs, I think it is safe to say Sheila eats kangaroo."

by T to the Homm October 18, 2009

rotten kangaroo

The act of taking a shit in a fat persons belly button.

Sean- "hey matt did you fuck that fat chick last night?"
Matt- "no i just gave her a rotten kangaroo"
Sean-"awesome"

by 69420yolo May 23, 2014

cuz kangaroos

A term people use when someone asks a "why" question that is either

a. stupid

or

b. the answerer does not want to answer the question

EXAMPLE A
Stupid Person: Why are your pants black?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.

EXAMPLE B
Nosy Person: Why did you and Sheila break up?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.

by happykitten267 April 6, 2015

Black kanga

A sexy ass male that attracts many women and is a master in the wrestling mat and in the sheets often named

did u see that black kanga

by Schnoebs July 14, 2016

Soulux Kagayaku Hansaku

Soulux Kagayaku Hansaku (Soul) is the fictional main character from The Fifth Elemental series. Soulux is an anthropomorphic hybrid who is the reincarnation of the creator of the fifth dimension. Soulux is usually quite easygoing and loving, but can get a hell of a temper when someone he loves is hurt.

I heard someone talking about Soulux Kagayaku Hansaku, you know that weird ass furry from that book?

by Souluxthefox August 31, 2017

Handy Kangaroo

A guy who gives Kangaroos hand jobs on the daily

DUDE! Isn’t jaedon such a handy kangaroo?

by HandyKangaroo October 22, 2017