Potato Jon

A term for a dingus that looked up some weird phrase that his friend Mat Wood asked him to look up.

Jonathan, you're such a Potato Jon.

by Matato May 9, 2022

jonned

To be made to believe that somebody has a romantic or platonic attraction to oneself as a joke, usually to attack somebody's gullibiltity or unattractiveness.

1: "Dude! That girl does not really have a crush on you! She is just jonning you!"

2: "They are obviously faking being your friend, you are getting jonned!"

by SigmaMeal November 14, 2024

Jon-luc

A Jon-luc is a person who gets too much attention but also is hilarious and kind to most anyone he meets.he is the god of cheez its and loves a good friend

He’s so funny he must be a jon-luc

by John Daniel May 11, 2019

Jon

A niglet with a bigger dick than raan.

"Do you remember that little niglet raan? His dad jon is also a niglet, but his dick is way longer."

by Alex. Hamilton September 22, 2025

Jon

A codeword for a quick fap session or masturbating

"hey imma go Jon real quick brb"
" I can't be very explicit now, but I was *jonning* about 20 mins ago that's why I didn't pick your call up"

by Amoeba2021 July 14, 2020

jon olav

Its a norwegian name used for intelligent people or people that loves BMW, everyone else knows that BMW is bad, but this creature that spawns in Norway thinks it is good. His friends are usually idiots but he still loves them, if u ever meet a Jon Olav you are the luckiest guy ever because he is a cute boy.

"Hey did you meet my new friend he is into bmw"
"Dude he has to be a Jon Olav"

by ItzBirk March 16, 2018

Jon

Something ( usually a joke ) that is found to be irrelevant and unfunny.

That was a very jon joke.
Kofi's dad jokes are jon.

by anonymous.123.90 February 15, 2022