Jake

the...um, dreamiest, sweetest, most ignorant guy. Even through ignorance, he's the best friend ANYONE could have. He's got the biggest heart, and softest soul. A poet and a perfect athlete. The b-e-s-t lover.

OMG Jakerrrz, awesome man! xD

by Teddilynnn February 26, 2009

Jake Grant

A Modern Day God, with multiple talents and traffic stopping good looks, also known as that hot kid over there

Girl 1: OMG hes fit, i'd tap that

Girl 2: Hell yeah thats jake grant

by wouldntyouliketoknow666 December 10, 2010

Jake

Not cool, Lame, trying to hard

(Originated in Cleveland )

When the meat head in the gym ask you to have sex in the cardio room you walk away. “super jake”.

by LandM September 27, 2018

Jake

A Fucking idiot

Man Jake's a fucking idiot

by The fucking idiot October 30, 2018

Dirty Jake

Dirty Jake is when you shove you’re penis in a girls vagina and pee inside of her. It can also be where they sit on you’re face and pee in you.

Holy shit, you got a dirty Jake! Lucky

by makingtheepicDICKtionary May 10, 2020

jake

the police.

we was riden down the street and the jakes pulled us over.

by xtended klip aka lil logan August 15, 2002

Dirty Jake

A man with a ridiculously large schlong

Hey man heard you were a dirty jake

by Big_boyo September 1, 2020