jon

jon is the biggest nigger in the world, he likes his own gender and has a micro penis.

jon is a name

by jonlikegay November 21, 2021

Pulling A Jon Jones

When you Beat Your Wife, then beat a stripper, take PED's, get arrested 3 times for DUI, and then headbut the police car.

After A long day at work, my friend told me he was Pulling A Jon Jones,

by lugfh 56 January 21, 2025

Jon Craig

A perfect example of a real man. He's someone that loves hard and doesn't give up on the ones he loves no matter how bad it gets. He's a true blessing to have on your side, but watch out if you're on his bad side because Craig's don't play. He's someone you can take home to your family. He's a sex God so every female wants him. He's someone that you'll regret ever losing. He's a different kind of breed, someone you can't help but to fall in love with.

Jon Craig is one kick ass guy.
Jon Craig is one hell of a lover
You see that Craig over there, I'm going to marry that man some day.

by BearCherryPie January 15, 2024

jon

teen is a no no

a jon is not a teen likeer

by tristan69669696969 June 16, 2022

Jon-Athon

The practice of an employee achieving nothing for long periods of time due to a terrible work ethic, whilst lying profusely to cover up one’s shortcomings, and generally bringing standards down in every regard.

I think the new air con “manager” has been on a Jon-athon since he arrived… I have no idea what he does other than turn up late, leave early and shirk his responsibilities.

by Renewables July 5, 2022

Jon Jonesing

To avoid fighting someone.

Diego wants to fight Yair but Yair is Jon Jonesing him.

by MMAmonkey8 June 11, 2025

jon

everyones fav dilf

“hey have you seen jon’s post on insta?”
“yes UGH hes such a dilf!!”

by jonfangirl March 2, 2024