shower thoughts

You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.

Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughts“
Person 2:”Tell me about”

by Harper_Here May 25, 2020

Birthday Shower

When ur friend smells rly bad and u don’t know how to tell them bc they’re sensitive so on their birthday u trick them into taking one bc u can’t stand to be around them any longer

“Dino, birthday shower!”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”

by Sorrydino April 15, 2019

Nap shower

U take a nap while you are in the shower

I’m going go take a Nap Shower.

by lil Blxzzy November 9, 2019

jack shower

When you jerk off in the shower

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while

by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017

Estonian shower

A shower and bath combo. First, you take a normal warm bath. When you are ready, start draining the water but do not get out. Turn the shower on to it’s coldest, most frigid setting and remaining laying down in the tub. If you can survive after the water completely drains or 3 repeats of “Bulls on Parade” by Rage Against The Machine, you have successfully taken an Estonian shower.

Nothing wakes you up like a double espresso and an Estonian Shower

by KRJaffaOneOneNine2 February 2, 2018

red shower

When someone cut their wrists (and optionally, their throat) before backflipping off the roof, hence creating a red shower for everyone standing below.

Did you visit Sam's red shower yesterday?
Yes lmao it was quite refreshing in this hot weather

by satan is my sugar daddy April 9, 2021

Shower buddies

Friends who shower togather

Were shower buddies

by Weasel4040 October 7, 2016