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woman's 5 minutes

When women say 5 minutes but it is often longer it is a woman's 5 minutes.

Can also be used to refer to any amount of time that is likely to be much longer than stated up front.

Similar to male 6 inches.
Mary said that she would be ready in 5. Of course that is a woman's 5 minutes so we have time to watch the last quarter of the game.
by CLS 8888 December 16, 2016
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last-minute-ditch

When someone plans to meet up or do something in advance and fucks you over just as its scheduled to happen.
Fuck you namz for this last-minute-ditch.
by Last-minute-ditch March 22, 2016
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Last-Minute-Manda

Someone who is to leave everything to the last minute.
Guy1: Dude, have you handed your assignment in yet?
Guy2: Nah, I'm such a Last-Minute-Manda!
by acb10 April 22, 2014
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five minute panties

Five minute panties are basically lingerie and/or lace style undies that are worn for five minutes or less before sexual intercourse.
Friend: So how did it go last night?
Me: It was amazing, other than him not noticing my five minute panties at all.
by Leopardqueen23 November 27, 2018
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Football Five Minutes

About an hour.
"Hey man, you want to go out for dinner in about a Football Five Minutes? "
"What?"

"Ya know like an hour?"

"Eh?"
by TheVondellian May 22, 2021
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13 minute shit

when a kid goes to the bathroom with his headphoneson and staysay in there for 13 minutes you think he's doing a little bit more then pooping
So a kid went to the bathroom with his phone and headphone and you can hear just a little bit clap clap clap and you wonder what it is hmm phone headphones and had been in there for 13 minutes he must be jacking off . parents it's normal and it's called 13 minute shit so get used to it
by Bathroomjokes101 September 22, 2016
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