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dick water

(For males only, or individuals with wangs) Right after taking a shower, before drying off, run over to your intended victim, point, and shake your wang up and down. This results in water getting flung from your wang onto the victim.
Gross!! Pete just douced me in dick water!
by Norway August 30, 2005
mugGet the dick watermug.

Piss Water

Carl- "Hey, Chuck, is there any high-life left?"

Chuck- "No, sorry just a six pack of piss water somebody left in the fridge"

Carl- "Oh. Yeah i'm defiantly not a fan of that piss water so called Nattie Light"
by The_Buddy December 31, 2009
mugGet the Piss Watermug.

Fiji Water

A great way to feel better after being accosted by a Friends of the Earth street preacher.
After being ranted at by that friends of the earth bloke for 15 mins i went straight into Waitrose and bought a bottle of Fiji Water, that is bottled and then flown around the world.
by ah89 August 30, 2009
mugGet the Fiji Watermug.

Chalk Water

After ejaculation the cloudy whiteness in your urine
" I beat my meat last night and saw some Chalk Water in the toilet."
by Veizuh December 12, 2019
mugGet the Chalk Watermug.

Hot as water

I really like that tattoo dude! It’s hot as water.
by NickyDoodles August 30, 2018
mugGet the Hot as watermug.

welfare water

Me and Dequarius bout to get us some welfare water at the store.
mugGet the welfare watermug.

jesus water

When you wake in the middle of the night really needing a glass of water and there's just a bottle right in your reach. It's like a whole other drink because it's just there if you need it
I've just had the most amazing glass of Jesus Water
mugGet the jesus watermug.

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