Tesco Tuesday

tesco tuesday is a very special day where on every tuesday, the british public will go to tesco on a tuesday

if ur in slough or mile end tho idk man get a grip ur tesco's are shit

john: what day is it today?
dan: ..tuesday i think?
john: aight, it's tesco tuesday time!
dan: oh for fuck sakes- again?

by ptrlol July 27, 2022

Tuesday

1. The most forgotten day of the week, neither loved nor hated.
2. The day that saves people from Monday.

1. I always forget Tuesdays even exist, as there is nothing good about them besides the fact it isn't Monday.

2. Tuesday is like a forgotten hero, it saves us from Monday, but it doesn't bring us the full joy that Friday does.

by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025

Boop Day Tuesday!

Every Tuesday will be remembered as "boop day." To participate, just bump someone with your hip! Simple, and flirty 😉

Person 1: Ayo, it's Boop Day Tuesday!
Person 2: Oh no! Please don't boop me, I beg you.
Person 1: Owe up.

by SuperCatPowder2.0 October 28, 2019

TACO Tuesday

An occurrence where one consumes tacos on a tuesday night while acting like a bunch of 5 year olds

Its taco tuesday, hiiii,grir,irri (more sounds and grunts of joy).

by Tacoman24 July 10, 2023

8 ball tuesday

The rule stating that an 8 ball's advice is only correct on Tuesdays

guy 1: yo this 8 ball just said that I'm losing my house tomorrow
guy 2 : but it's wednesday
guy 1: oh yeah I forgot about 8 ball tuesday

by truckjumperdude July 16, 2024

Late Tuesday

When you don’t pull out in time so you just get lube, cum, and shit all over yourself

Dickhead one: so how was it with Jeremy
Dickhead two: oh it was just another Late Tuesday, fluids everywhere

by Gabae333 January 9, 2023

See You Next Tuesday

A low-key way to call someone a cunt. Some people also say “Catch You Next Tuesday”.

C - See
U - You
N - Next
T - Tuesday

“Maria! I’ll see you next Tuesday!”

by blondecity April 16, 2023