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Human Cannoli

When you skin someone's scrotum, roll it up and bust a nut into it, giving the appearance of a cannoli.
What did you say about me? You say that again and I will give you a human cannoli.
by Egg Nutt August 15, 2019
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fuck human

An absolutely deplorable human being. Completely useless simpleton who will never be successful or loved by anyone.
Ryan is such a fuck human.
by s_m_s October 31, 2019
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Human beering

Term denoting the inseparable bond between humans and beer, well suited to explain to non-drinkers the biological reason for beer craving.
"Awww dude, my liver's gotta hate me, I've been beering it up aaaaall last week..."

"Hey, don't sweat it man, we're all just human beerings"

"True. Thanks man."

(sound of can opening)
by Larsssson May 23, 2009
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Human Extrament

Human Extrament is not poop, instead it is anything "extra" that comes out of the ass. Included in the category of Extrament are: Farts, Anal Leakage, Blood, ect.
Bill: "Dude I've got the worst swamp ass of all time!"

Harry: "Dude I get Human Extrament everytime I eat Thai food."

Bill: "Word."
by K1LL_4_FUN March 18, 2011
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Human Cannonball

1) When a person jumps into the water from a high height to produce a large splash.

2) An Atari game long out of commission.

3) When someone wears too little clothing into a public shopping area, while also being obscenely obese.
Dude! See that chick? What a Human Cannonball!

Eew, do you see the human cannonball on aisle 3?
by Oakstaff January 10, 2012
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human right

noun, countable usually plural
1) a basic right that every person should have to be treated in a fair equal way without cruelty
2) the U.N. Commission on Human Rights
a Commission of the United Nations and whose members include China, Libya, Senegal, Sudan, and Zimbabwe all of which are notorious for gross violations of human rights
Mr. Doudou Diene (Senegal), Special Rapporteur of the Commission on Human Rights, was invited to Japan by the International Institute of the Juche Idea, a pro-Pyongyang organization. Go to North Korea!
by Shineya Chong November 11, 2005
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human feature

A man-made landmark, building or anything that is built by humans (not something that is formed naturally). Housing areas and parks are examples of human features including urban areas.
The Eiffel Tower is a human feature in France because humans built it and it wasn't formed naturally
by revolver shane January 30, 2017
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