by Flybish May 19, 2022

mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of
Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.
Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.
There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.
Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.
Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.
There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.
Hi my name is matthew and I like
mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.
Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.
Capri sun also works
mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.
Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.
Capri sun also works
by Blu_leef January 28, 2024

The go to food choice of
Stoners , potheads, under achievers, slackers ,gamers
And the children of single mothers
Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets ..... doritos or cheetos can
Be seen as a bonus and side dish.
Stoners , potheads, under achievers, slackers ,gamers
And the children of single mothers
Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets ..... doritos or cheetos can
Be seen as a bonus and side dish.
Hi my name is Matthew and I live with my mom and
Plat xbox live while I have Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets.
Plat xbox live while I have Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets.
by Blu_leef February 15, 2024

A lizard that is a slizzard and it bites the males penis in half then the male lizard shares the half penis with his family
by Fireslizzard July 27, 2016

Man A ejaculates in Man B's anus, who then defecates into the vagina of Woman C, resulting in a pregnancy (combination of Tokyo Drift and an Alabama Hot Pocket)
by Sick lil Puppy July 5, 2024

Babe, the lubes finished and im a bit dry down there.
Don't worry hunny I got jager ,we can wolfenbuttel hot pocket
Babe,sweet
Don't worry hunny I got jager ,we can wolfenbuttel hot pocket
Babe,sweet
by Zertram bopple March 5, 2023
