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Retarded Horse

A chicken-like animal but retarded. Retarded horse that is it.
by Retarded Horse Lover January 1, 2012
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quarter-horse

a horse who is famous for its incredible time in running a quarter of a mile
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that quarter-horse ran a quarter of a mile. in .. 6 seconds!!
by HALEY12345 October 14, 2006
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network horse

A HUGE white horse thats runs through forests, barns, cities, and whatnot creating mischief and chaos by merging into traffic and throwing berries into parades for avoiding network confusion.it will beat your ass with a catalog if you speak of prologue. Usually screams network at the top of its lungs.
" Holy shit that network horse was huge"

" Yeah i know I saw it last night it was chasing me because i spoke of some sort of fucking prologue."
by Leroy broowwwwnnnn August 5, 2007
mugGet the network horsemug.

charlie horse

when someone hits you in the leg with a nuckle causing a very painful cramp
hey you know what a charlie horse is... let me show ya
by nathanael tompkins February 10, 2008
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study horse

by somedude December 6, 2004
mugGet the study horsemug.

horse finger

noun.
A horse finger is just what it says it is: a horse's finger, but if you have ever seen a horse; you would know that horses have no fingers, and that horse fingers don't exist. Which is why it is used as an insult, because if you call someone a horse finger you're saying that they are essentially nothing.
Person 1: You're a loser, a zero, a nobody.
Person 2: Yeah, well you're a horse finger
by Cannibus Indica April 20, 2004
mugGet the horse fingermug.

Edd the horse

Edd the horse: When you are in the doggy style position during anal sex you give the girl two rusty hooks and thrust hard into her.
Last night I tried Edd the horse on Beth and she kicked like a horse.
by Jhtryit August 1, 2011
mugGet the Edd the horsemug.

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