A hoodchippa (or hoodchipper) is a Jamaican girl whose teeth are so messed up they resemble the blades of a woodchipper — to the point where she can’t give head without causing pain.
“DAWG when that one girl did a suck mi hood a bus park, mi swear she start cut me up.”
“Mi neva tell u fi avoid the girls dem with messed up teeth bro? Gyal deh a one HOODCHIPPA.”
“She a one hoodchipper for real, her teeth cut me up.”
“Mi neva tell u fi avoid the girls dem with messed up teeth bro? Gyal deh a one HOODCHIPPA.”
“She a one hoodchipper for real, her teeth cut me up.”
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• Hootchepa
• hootchie
• hootchy
• hootchie cootchie
• hootch house
• Hootch n Tooch
• Hootch Tat
• hootcharella
• hootchiefest
producing a hot moist fart then immediately after squatting over another persons face and having them kiss your freshly fart coated sphincter.
Can I barrow your lip chap. Me and the gang spend two hours giving each other hotchkiss’s last night.
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It’s literally Hoe+Ass+Bitch
There’s a difference in how you say it in alternate occasions, for obvious reasons. (E.g. friendly, negative discourse)
But the root of the word is simply:
Ho + Bitch
It’s literally Hoe+Ass+Bitch
There’s a difference in how you say it in alternate occasions, for obvious reasons. (E.g. friendly, negative discourse)
But the root of the word is simply:
Ho + Bitch
- What ya doing Hotch?
- Yo, she’s a straight Hotch.
- Stop being Hotch-made
- You’s a Hotch Bin Laden! (Personal favorite)
- Yo, she’s a straight Hotch.
- Stop being Hotch-made
- You’s a Hotch Bin Laden! (Personal favorite)
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