Hanson'ed

caught out doing something wrong and therefore in trouble

I told mah gurl that I was studyin' last night but I went to the party, right? Man, she showed up and I got HANSON'ED with another girl!"

by martyjhunt June 4, 2011

Hansana

The most sexy man in History
No one can beat his expertise in academics and he is a master at Krunker
Jerome you suck
JONO stop bullying me
Theo ur a pickle

Hansana is the sexiest man in history

by FUCKENMOOOOO August 19, 2019

Hansen-Staggs

(adjective): to act in a foolish nature that causes harm to your body and/or your surroundings

Stop acting so hansen-staggs.

by Johnny Smarts February 26, 2008

hansel and gretel

when your women is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you run up behind her shove her head in then you pants her and fuck her in either hole

brandon used the hansel and gretel on his mother in law

by rshanks April 9, 2008

hansel-and-gretel

To have sex with someone inside an oven. Requires extreme flexibility and a high resistance to heat. (Or just very big appliances).

From the children's fairy tale "Hansel and Gretel". Because we know what they were REALLY doing in that oven...

A. She wanted to hansel-and-gretel him, but unfortunately, she wasn't flexible and he just couldn't take the heat.
B. "Are things getting hot in here, or is that just me?"

"No, stupid, it's just because we're hansel-and-greteling."

by Ze Brothers Grimm June 10, 2011

hansbro

when a low talking child speaks at an inaudible level and could probably communicate more effectively with his/her hands bro.

I don't Know What The F#ck You Just Said, HANSBRO!

by White Genius April 21, 2009

Hanselness

To be big headed, literally.

To have a big head.

That guy has one hanselness head.

by Hanselhead May 4, 2011