slaming the ham

What men do when alone, bored and turned on. Pictures of lushous, half naked women are used often. Movies and webcams are popular visual stimulous prior to the slaming of the little ham.

1) I totally caught my Boyfriend slaming the ham last night.
2) Girl 1: Why is the Aloe Vera in the shower?
Guy 1: Umm...... I was slamming the ham this morning before work.
Girl 1: EWWWWW.....I can never use that Aloe again!!!

by Ravenjinn April 25, 2008

ham dagger

term for a man's unit. also known as a pork sword.

danny c stabbed some trick ass ho with his ham dagger.

by d frank November 18, 2006

lady ham

Vagina.

I could spend all day eating her lady ham!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

Spanky Ham

The coolest charchter on Drawn Together can be seen on comedy central at 10:30 PM wed nights

Spanky Ham is a very peverted pig on Drawn Together voiced by Adam Carola (sp?)

by The Col. November 28, 2004

Ham Woman

A noticbly overweight, and unattractive woman

Wow, I'm glad I don't look like her - she's a ham woman!!!

by Burbergirl November 29, 2015

ham police

Silly bitches on Facebook with unsolicited opinions of your canine's special treats

"Don't put up a picture of your dog with a ham bone on Facey- it will summon the ham police!"

by saynotohampolicing January 28, 2014

Slap a ham

To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.

I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.

by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016