tv hammer

A hammer that is used to smash a TV.

John: Check it out! I got a new flatscreen TV.
Fred: I'll grab the TV hammer.
John: Nooooo!

by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

hand hammered

Being punched in the butthole.

Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.

by screamingmeme32 November 1, 2014

Hooves Hammer

When someone does a weird ass fucking serve for spike ball which looks like someone putting a pipe up an elderly persons asshole.

The Hooves Hammer can be effective on and off the court.

by OvilInUrMum69 May 19, 2020

creamy hammer

Creamy hammer. The act of dipping your slong in a vat of cake icing and using it to hammer your significant other

My girl wanted a creamy hammer

by nibba boy November 17, 2017

Hammer-hawking

Continually staring at the male crotchial region and genitals, as if to long for.

I know she's DTF, that bitch has been hammer-hawking me since she got here.

by Pseudofuckthafed January 26, 2019

orangutan hammer

Orangutan hammer... Who ever comes first throws a Left hook while climaxing at a rest stop in San Fernando Valley

While driving through the San Fernando Valley, my wife and I stopped for a quickly where she hit with an Orangutan Hammer while yelling “ Right turn Clyde!”

by Cubsfan75 May 17, 2021

Pat the Hammer

Very wise

Pat the Hammer knows all.

by 101sarcasm February 4, 2021