Hit the table

Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.

"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."

by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010

hit by a Walter

when you get a barrage of text messages in the middle of the night from the same insomniac.

I woke up this morning and had 62 new texts! I thought something bad had happened, but then I realized I had just been hit by a Walter.

by BillyMayser July 3, 2010

Hanukkah Hit

A bowl of ganja that gives more hits without being re-lit than logically possible. It is passed around circle cherried so that each bro can take part in the religious event. Small hits are not allowed, so the bowl must be packed like DD's.

"Quick dude pass the bowl, it's a Hanukkah Hit ."
"That bowl burned for 8 hits with no lighter, what a Hanukkah Hit"

by Peaceful Anarchist February 1, 2010

something to hit

fucking child

something to hit is child

by Vvv cc yfhdfvgkfrcyohcudu August 15, 2021

hitting the shitter

hitting the shitter, or hit the shitter, is synonymous with hitting rock bottom; your life is going down the drain

Mark started getting into heroin and unprotected sex with Serbian prostitutes, the guy even got evicted from his apartment last week. He's really hitting the shitter.

by Rion Smith March 13, 2016

air hit

When you inhale a blunt without allowing it to contact your lips. Useful for hitting/toking roaches without burning your lip, and cooling the smoke to reduce coughing.

Do you want to air hit this before I put it out?

by Zoned Out January 24, 2010

hit a b1

run away; escape.

the police are here, let's hit a b1!

by Psych_ May 19, 2020