Hit the table

Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.

"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."

by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010

hit a b1

run away; escape.

the police are here, let's hit a b1!

by Psych_ May 19, 2020

hitting the shitter

hitting the shitter, or hit the shitter, is synonymous with hitting rock bottom; your life is going down the drain

Mark started getting into heroin and unprotected sex with Serbian prostitutes, the guy even got evicted from his apartment last week. He's really hitting the shitter.

by Rion Smith March 13, 2016

Ching hit

The act of being beaten by a person of Asian descent.

Fuck I just got ching hit in that math exam!

by billa.bong February 21, 2015

hit the ave

to sell drugs in the street as opposed to behind closed doors...to "post up" on the corner and peddle drugs.

I hit the ave HARD last night. I made about a stack($1,000).

by Jay Jerk July 11, 2004

hit the silks

Used by the U.S. air force. It means to bail out of a plane and use the parachute.

You have a hole in your left wing! Hit the silks!

by The Cool Parnell October 5, 2016

Hit a combo

Smoking a joint with more than one strain of marijuana.

"Yo Glynis, you wanna hit a combo and go to space?"

by My Point Exactly October 6, 2011