help

When in dire need of a huge PPO deal
Help! Help Me! Help!
by Epsilon848 November 23, 2021
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Help

Something that, if you genuinely believe a single definition on this website, you need.
Me: Hey where do you get your dictionary definitions?
You; Oh, just urban dictionary
Me: Seek help
by ChillyCharles August 15, 2024
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help im gulping niggas

HELP IM GULPIN THEM TOO MUCH I NEED SAYAAN TOWER NOW NEOWWWW GULP CHOKE CCCCC COOSK
help im gulping niggas "ARE U DOING OKAY NEED HELP?" 'what did i say.
by nlgger gulper July 7, 2021
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Can you help me pee?

A phrase popularized by a certain special student who goes under the name of Thunderbolt. This phrase is typically said by Thunderbolt while graciously riding a purple handle bar, though the phrase can be heard in other places. This sentence is usually used to mock the student, or used as a plea for help. Debate has been going around whether Thunderbolt says "pee" or "please". Either way, the phrase is used in the same way.
"Can you help me pee?" - Thunderbolt says while is riding his purple handle bar as usual. The students at the lunch table mock him "Can you help me pee?"

Kevin is struggling on his homework and needs help. "Can you help me pee?" he says to his classmate.
by skropll March 6, 2025
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Squad Help

When Two Or More Friends Help You In A Fight
When We Fight After School,No Squad Help
by Anarchy_123 February 19, 2015
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The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gialo pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law at Midnight' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing APEX Legends."
by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024
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The thing that is at the bottom of the "Urban Dictionary is written by you" panel on the home screen.
by ComputerWorld April 5, 2024
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