Horse Girth

Typically a man that works in a lumber yard that has a very fat long dick.

Damn Ricky got that Horse Girth

by PandasPaw July 21, 2022

swirly gerth

When you buy a set of electric toy trains and you tie your baby to the tracks naked with its legs spread and you tape a drill with an eggplant on the front of it going full speed and it hits the babies insides so deliciously that it’s ancestors can feel it.

Tomorrow I am going to swirly gerth my entire bloodline.

by Mommy chinked 6000 January 7, 2024

Flat Girther

A overweight person who eats to excess as if thin with a high metabolism, despite the obvious evidence to their rotund appearance

It was clear that Nancy was a flat girther as she ran out the all-you-can eat buffet and was excited for beach season.

by Shewasawhoowah September 27, 2025

Unterdishes ‘gartha

Based of “Unterirdisches” in German, term that refers to the underground kingdom known as Agartha, term is used in the southern United States because of the accent. Term is based on German because the agarthian lore do states that Germans are in alliance with the Land down under.

”Hey son, have you been to the Unterdishes ‘Gartha’s?”

by National Institution of Goon November 20, 2025

light weight girthy

when a man is semi hard;

i'm feeling light weight girthy tonight

by hello gato October 9, 2008

It's gunthum

It's good

Sal: ay can I use your bike to go to the store
Oli: it's gunthum

Sal: thanks bro
Oli: no problem

by It's gunthurs February 11, 2019

The Joel Garth

A person who is oddly infatuated with Garth Brooks.

Garth is love, Garth is life said the Joel Garth.

by The Joel Garth October 15, 2019