new found glory

A band that makes terrible cover versions of great old classics such as 'kiss me' and 'my heart will go on'

Scott: Have you heard the song My Heart Will Go On???
Emily: Yea, I like how Celine Dion sings it
Scott: No, the New Found Glory version which has ruined the whole song for me!!!

by Jesus - well not really January 11, 2009

gloyd

Person only having one nut.

Haha Coach Lesordo is a fuckin gloyd.

by iij February 7, 2005

glory cunt

One who always makes the situation about themselves. See: self absorbed

Man, she won't stop talking about herself, what a glory cunt.

by Hairy weiner May 13, 2005

Morning glory

a batched bowl of some sweet budd hit and enjoyed in the morning by all.

Yo pack me a morning glory bro!

by imsizzle December 14, 2010

glory hole

a hole in a booth that is "supposed" to be used for viewing porn film clips usually found in the back of a porn store. there is a row of booths each sharing a wall with the next one, and there is a hole in each wall separating the booths. homos go there and suck dick, or get their dicks sucked by other fags on the other side of the wall, by sucking a dick that comes through the hole, or sticking their dick through the hole into a gay faggot's mouth pussy on the other side

ahhh man, did you hear, steve was spotted down at the porn store wiping his mouth and leaving the glory hole booths last week

by gloryhole dick breaker offer August 10, 2009

Morning Glory

The act of masterbating until ejaculation upon the face of an unsuspecting female while she is sleeping. Can be performed during any hour of the day.

Kim blue balled me the other night, so I gave her a Morning Glory she will never forget.

by Vault September 30, 2006

Glory

weird record by Britney

Glory is fucking strange.

by Plagiaristresse/blackoutMstRmn February 5, 2017