Gettin' the Shaft

The shaft is like that 'deer in the headlights' moment when you realize fate just anally fucked your moral and your trust in the world is momentarily annililated.

Ever been broken up by your girl via text message blaming you for her own shitty idea?

Ever been lagged out of a match because your /b/ cousin can't help but hold your bandwith hostage with his Skpe-obsessed girlfriend?

Ever been denied phone sex because "I already finished"?

You, my fellow villian, have been given the shaft.

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I think YOU are right I THINK we should break up...

Sweets be Gettin' the Shaft man...

by Sweet Joe XXX December 19, 2011

Getting on my shit

Something or someone really annoying you.

"You're really getting on my shit!"

by Ohandy August 31, 2014

gettin mad play

It means a girl is giving you all types of attention and she's letting you know that she's interested in you

Dude: Dang man, she was givin me mad play!

Gettin mad play: she is feelin him, she wants him or wants to talk to him

His homie: that's wassup lil homie.

by Ill December 14, 2014

getting wrecked

Being dominated by someone in a game

Dude I'm getting wrecked by this guy

by MCRedstoner_115 February 20, 2015

getting your hole

A term for having sex, generally used in Ireland.

Anto: “You getting your hole tonight?”
Johnno: “Yeah bro fuck the gargle”

“I am snapping boys ,I didn’t get me poxy hole last night”

“Your man is a pure virgin, never gonna get his hole”

by Kramcast December 27, 2017

getting closer

when two people know little about each other so try to bridge that gap by getting to know more about one another

tom and simone we’re getting closer but not speaking

by Jeremy Corbyn December 2, 2019

Getting bread

Getting moneyyyyy

No longer looking for a relationship, I'm too busy getting bread yfm

by anonymous September 14, 2020