Smuma Fu

Word that titles one who is a fool or idiot. It can also be used for labeling weird animals or unidentifiable things.

1. "You are such a Smuma Fu!"
2. "Look at that little Smuma Fu!"

by SSJ4 AKA Rene Santiago November 4, 2007

Crotch Fu Manchu

Pubic hair that sticks out the side crotch of underwear.

Bruh, your crotch fu manchu is out of control. Use a shaver or Nair!!

by Jlewd August 28, 2019

Fu pas

The embarrassing thing you've just committed by asking a woman her due date ... and it turns out she's not pregnant, just walking around with a fat upper ... pubic ... area.

"I'm so embarrassed: I just asked that lady with the FUPA when she's expecting ... and, damn, she ain't even pregnant." ... "Dude! Never ask a woman if she's expecting! You committed a fu pas!"

by yo-yo-ma-ma August 27, 2022

Kung Fu Jesus

Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.

Happy Kung Fu Jesus to all my Christian friends.

by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018

stroking the fu-manchu

Getting off to watching two or more Asians have sex.

I was stroking the fu-manchu at the club last night when those Japanese girls went at it.

by spicer2 August 8, 2009

Kung Fu suntan

Substantial and visible bruising (i.e. yellow or purple discoloration) over large areas of the body due to repeated impact, such as by punching or kicking.

After a month of intense training and sparring, James developed a sickly yellow Kung Fu suntan all down his shins.

by Bosonator August 17, 2019

Heavy Kung Fu

Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.

Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"

Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"

by pisodiumis February 4, 2014