Pronounced “funk-uh-freak,” a “funk-a-freak” is a crazy ass motherfucker who says the dumbest and most idiotic shit known to man. The things they say are offensive and lowly, which makes them look stupid and pathetic. You wouldn’t want to be friends with one, especially since they would make you look bad.
“I’m not the funk-a-freak who gets jokes out of saying stupid shit.”
“Stinky ass funk-a-freak.. the hell do you mean by that?”
“Stinky ass funk-a-freak.. the hell do you mean by that?”
by jm1r7 April 11, 2023
Get the Funk-a-freakmug. Person 1: Hey, you wanna go out Monday night for a beer?
Person 2: No. I can't. I'm too depressed that football is over with. Mondays won't be the same again for me until September.
Person 1: You gotta snap outta your fantasy funk, dude.
Person 2: No. I can't. I'm too depressed that football is over with. Mondays won't be the same again for me until September.
Person 1: You gotta snap outta your fantasy funk, dude.
by Lo Fo Sho February 21, 2010
Get the Fantasy funkmug. The nasty funky aroma that arises from someone's ass, up their back and into your nose when you're standing behind them...
"Man I been doing 6ft apart before Covid. I'm not with standing behind anyone smelling their BACK FUNK!!"
by MsCoCoMango June 25, 2021
Get the Back Funkmug. by CumInfo January 22, 2022
Get the Dab Me Funkmug. when your unc does the disco finger at a wedding/birthday/function/etc.
when yo unc be wilding at the function doing that crazy little dance(you know the dance)
when yo unc be wilding at the function doing that crazy little dance(you know the dance)
by creator of the unc funk February 9, 2023
Get the unc funkmug. Fuck funk is when you are just in a funk and come off grumpy and moody when really all you need is a good fuck
by Ally Herbert November 19, 2021
Get the fuck funkmug. A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
by copkyle420 November 23, 2019
Get the funke faustmug.