Fred

1. The personal name most frequently used as a metasyntactic variable (see foo). Allegedly popular because it's easy for a non-touch-typist to type on a standard QWERTY keyboard. Unlike J. Random Hacker or "J. Random Loser", this name has no positive or negative loading (but see Mbogo, Dr. Fred). See also barney.
2. A half spoon, half fork eating device. Often found in military mess kits. Also called a spork.
3. An acronym for "Fucking Ridiculous Eating Device".
4. James. Kind of like a spoon.

Hey, you...(forgets name) fred...

Has anyone seem my Fred?

Has anyone seen this Fred?

Hey, James is a Fred, kinda like a spoon.

by johnathan sigg March 1, 2010

Trailer Fraud

When white people in one neighborhood use an address for a family member in a different trailer park so their child can to go to a better trailor park school.

Misrepresenting citizenship status constitutes Trailer Fraud. Residents in states seceding from the union cannot apply for FEMA trailors without disclosing their true identities and citizenship status.

by prettyricki66 November 18, 2012

Fred

A kid that thought it would be funny to broadcast himself on YouTube because he hit the opposite of puberty. Now he somehow entertains people with his random, annoying stupidity.

*What is that awful noise?!?
*Oh, my sister is just watching Fred again.

by GorillaZ 807 November 11, 2012

Freudian Text

Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.

Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.

I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing Freudian Text, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!

by Pleiades14 December 31, 2016

freudian dick

When the guy cums before you do and while he is in pure ectasy of release you punch him in the dick

Greg totally came before I did last night and I totally did a Freudian Dick...Just punched him right in the dick. Didn't even mean to...Just happend!

by Saroochi July 27, 2017

Freudian Dickslip

A freudian dickslip is when you jizz on or in the wrong place after accidentally slipping out of a person or object during peak orgasm.

Zack, you're a freudian dickslip.

My girlfriend and I are trying to conceive a baby but everytime I am about to come, I have a freudian dickslip and it gets all over the floor.

I just freudian dickslipped all over the ceiling.

by pancifer May 30, 2018

Freudian click

When you click something automatically because of repressed sexual thoughts.

It was such a Freudian click when Oliver clicked that "cuck porn"-link just now

by freutenstach May 4, 2018