The point at which one's overall number of friends on Facebook (or other social networking site) Stays at roughly the same number. This phenomenon occurs when one has maintained a profile for a few years, and the rate at which that person is making new friends is equal to the rate at which old friends forget about the person and remove him/her from their friends lists.
Person 1: "That's so weird... I just added Mike and Jane as friends last week, but I'm back to 563 friends again."
Person 2: "Ah, I see you have finally reached friend equilibrium."
Person 2: "Ah, I see you have finally reached friend equilibrium."
by Teeeeeeeej July 14, 2010
by milameter7 follow me on tiktok October 22, 2019
A word for defining the most caring and supportive friend you have ever met. They make you live your life to its fullest and they will be there always there for you. You love being with them and talking about your feelings and about everything in general. Take care of them!
by Ayrinlaaa November 11, 2018
by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
Noun,
After having a friendship that has lasted for a long time the friends have a sort of tenure that allows them to say and do things that other people would not be able to, and also exempts them from most consequences.
After having a friendship that has lasted for a long time the friends have a sort of tenure that allows them to say and do things that other people would not be able to, and also exempts them from most consequences.
Paul - "Hey Jeff, why did you let Jasmine say that about you?"
Jeff- "I know she was just kidding and I've known her my whole life; she has friend tenure."
Jeff- "I know she was just kidding and I've known her my whole life; she has friend tenure."
by camarro88 December 26, 2008
1. a cock blocking friend.
2. a friend who always tries to have sex with the girl your trying to get with.
3. a friend who tries to have sex with your friends.
4. a friend with great sexual impulses.
2. a friend who always tries to have sex with the girl your trying to get with.
3. a friend who tries to have sex with your friends.
4. a friend with great sexual impulses.
Nate: man, Morris is suck a dick-friend.
Tye: yeah, he tried to steal my FwB
Nate: he cock blocked me last night...
Morris: hey, whatsup? where's Rachel?
Tye: go f**k yourself.
Tye: yeah, he tried to steal my FwB
Nate: he cock blocked me last night...
Morris: hey, whatsup? where's Rachel?
Tye: go f**k yourself.
by Psychotic Tye July 22, 2010
When someone moves to a different place, but refuses to make new friends because he/she feels that these new people are not good enough and could never compare to their old friends.
Mom: So have you made any new friends down at college?
Kid: No, these people are not nearly as cool as my old friends.
Mom: Wow, you are such a friend snob.
Kid: No, these people are not nearly as cool as my old friends.
Mom: Wow, you are such a friend snob.
by ryantornado October 08, 2010