florida baptism

The act of dropping a baby on its head in a WalMart. Ensures another generation of Floridians will flourish in the great state.

Joleenda was shopping at WalMart, and her newborn baby, MacKristalle, got its Florida baptism when it fell head-first out of her unattended shopping cart.

by TheKinkoses December 18, 2009

Ford F250 Super Duty

The toughest and most reliable truck ever built. Nicest lookin too. Large front bench seat works real well. ;) This truck can pull any other truck sideways.

Thats a nice truck, it runs like a Ford F250 Super Duty. I love takin my girl out in my Ford F250 Super Duty.

by Ford owner and lover November 5, 2009

Forbidden Garden

A weed garden. Given this name due to marijuana being illegal.

Guy 1: Man them popo snatched darnell's crop, he had like 30 plants, he lost some serious green
Guy 2: oh shit darnell had a forbidden garden? damn i didn't even notice

by IanIsaG June 21, 2009

Florida Airboat Ride

A sexual act that occurs when a woman sits on the face of a man while he motorboats her labia.

I gave her a Florida Airboat Ride she will not soon forget

by gatorjockey May 31, 2013

Dr. Forded

accusations and allegations against you being believed with no factual evidence

HIM: "Bro... you're the girl who got blackout drunk and hooked up with 10 guys at that party last year, right?"

HER: "I just moved here from Africa."
HIM: **ignores facts and logic** "So you are?"
HER: "Ugh I was warned about this... I'm being Dr. Forded.

by puddy eater October 3, 2018

Florida

Candyland for Sexual predators

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by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

Orange County, Florida

The real OC. Contains Orlando, Apopka, Winter Park and other cities. Home of the the NBA's Orlando Magic. Eastside is mostly hispanic and white: has Waterford Lakes Town Center (the largest outdoor shopping plaza in the country). The westside is mostly black. Has a lot of entertainment like, Universal Studios/City Walk, Sea World, Disney World/Downtown Disney. Contains some of the realest hoods in the country, such as: Pine Hills, Parramore, OBT. You could get killed there or trying to cross Colonial Drive or Semoran Blvd on foot/bike. Trust me I've seen dead bodies laying out in the road b/c the guy tried to cross Semoran. And I've seen bodies in Parramore..after a Magic game. It's a lot more than just Disney, ppl. Enjoy your stay. That soff OC in Cali better step aside.

Orange County, Florida is the real OC. That other county better step aside.

Dade County is old news, the future is Orange County.

by Jamaican Sensation January 28, 2008