Ice Fishing

To go diamond shopping.

Female #1: "You know my man be taking me ice fishing at the mall this weekend....don't hate!"

Female #2 : "Lucky bitch!, my man ain't never take me ice fishing."

by Funky K Dog August 29, 2011

fishing for likes

To fish for likes, you must be an untalented, worthless piece of shit. After you've confirmed that you are all of those things, you must steal other people's content (Videos, memes, prank ideas) and post it as your own without giving credit to the creators of the content. You'll be nicknamed 'cunt', but who the fuck gives a shit? You now have stacks of money and over 1,000,000 haters!

Some guy named S̶o̶F̶l̶o̶A̶n̶t̶o̶n̶i̶o̶ posted my video and didn't give me credit! He's going fishing for likes!

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?'
"I'm going fishing."
"WITH WHAT?"
"With other people's content"
"SO YOU'RE GOING FISHING FOR LIKES?"
"I'M AN UNTALENTED PIECE OF SHIT, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?"

by Thatoneguyfromthat-oneplace April 9, 2016

So do you like fishing?

A phrase to be used in a conversation when there is an awkward silence or nothing to talk about. Similar to "How 'bout them Knicks?"

Zach: Then I found out he crying in the bathroom
Adam: ....
Zach: So do you like fishing?

by 43Sandalwood May 17, 2010

biloelian pie fisting

the biloelian pie fisting is the act of taking a home baked family pie you made yourself with 3 vital ingrediance of spew, shit and jism along with anyother imgrediant and then two fat as fucking giant lesbians take turns fisting eachother with it, then eat it from each others fat smelly poo stained cunts and tastefully finished off with smoking a cigarette from their smashed cunts

Hay look at the two fat lesbians in the old xd falcon stationwagon, they are that fucked from a biloelian pie fisting neithet of them can roll out the car without eating another home made pie the dirty fuckholes

by midget101 September 29, 2010

Trout fishing

When women glance at men's crotches in social situations or at gatherings trying to determine a mans gerth.

Noticed my buddies ex-wife trout fishing all last night at the block party.

by Stanley Says March 26, 2017

Deep Sea Fishing

When you gap a girls asshole and lube it up with marinara sauce. Then you feed a lengthy spaghetti into the asshole and slurp it up. In the last inches of the spaghetti the exit of the middle has to pop the asshole.

Dude, last night I went deep sea fishing in my girl.

by Eatin Soup May 15, 2016

fisching

The term used when a person posts or tweets, saying they are "ugly" only to get the compliments of other people.

Female 1: OMG, I'm so ugly, no one look #dontstare #nomakeup #(generic nonsense)

Female 2: No, ur so hots babe #sexy luv u

*Female 1 is clearly fisching here

by camaxjk132 April 16, 2014