FightCamp Cool down

The opposite of a cool down. When you are at the end of class and the coach says you are going to cool down but in reality it is just 15 more minutes of torture

“Hey Mike, are we done?”
“Yes - pretty much. Just the FightCamp cool down and you’re good to go!”

by GrootCock December 9, 2021

lamp fight

when a group of people meet each other and bring with them their best lamps. they then use the lamps to attack each other. after the fight the lamps are all plugged in and switched on. the lamp with the brightest bulb wins.

" woah i just had a lamp fight and won"
"yeah, was your bulb the brightest"
"yes. and im a badger"

by kirk lizard 3333 January 5, 2009

finger fighter

A person who wants to fight you on the internet. Whether it be in a chat room or by blogging. Always threaten the use of physical violence.

Looks like a finger fighter joined the room and they want to beat my ass.

by MOCOshowNO March 4, 2009

Cold Fight feet

its like getting nervous before a fight and thinking about every possible thing that could go wrong.

Person 1: Dude , i got cold fight feet.

Person 2: eh, you'll be fine bro.

by Bernard(: March 19, 2010

mexican fighting water

another word for tequila

Hey man have a shot of tequila. Nah I dont want any cheap mexican fighting water.

by ayebeseedy July 1, 2011

Deer Fighting

When two people in a bar "fight" by slapping each others' hands repeatedly when both people have their hands raised, like two deer fighting.

Yo dude, did you see Stacy and Pepe slapping each other? I think they're going to kill each other.

Nah, it's cool, they're just deer fighting.

by LabradorJ September 25, 2011

turkey fight

When two men aggressively engage one another in combat using their erect "members" as weapons to slap one another until one yields. The loser traditionally succumbs to the punishment of being ejaculated on by the victor. A very common way to settle disputes in central Mexico, Portugal and some parts of Armenia.

Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.

Example)

Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!

Challenged: I accept. On-guard!

Example 2)

Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"

Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"

Example 3)

In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.

by The Turkey King September 7, 2013