Horse Fair

Horse Fair is where willing Mares give themselves up for auction to a Stallion without ever seeing their faces

Josh: I'm really excited for Horse Fair next month, always wanna to experience being used by so many guys.
Frank: Me too, I wonder how many guys I'll have.

by RiLoCh February 13, 2023

Faire le Martin-Karl

Playing the idiot and doing things other than being in school.

Arrêtez de faire le Martin-Karl et allez à l'école. Ne vendez pas de la drogue.. Stop playing the idiot and go to school. Stop selling drugs.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2025

fair force

an absolute buffoon, a beta male, anyone who has used this name and are currently using this name are the human embodiment of pathetic, built like a stick

Guy 1: OMG! HAHA! ITS FAIR FORCE! WHAT AN ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!

Guy 2: HAHA! HE IS BUILT LIKE A TWIG!

by GeraldtheHerald2012 November 13, 2019

fair knock

a fair fight

oi cunt fair knock right now

by mccutch December 28, 2020

Daifuku Fair

The Zenith of Human Civilization. Every moment of humanity has all contributed to this very event. Bask in it's greatness.

"You were supposed to be here yesterday for your court trial! Where were you?"
"Apologies, your honor, I was at the Daifuku Fair"
"No need to apologize. I find the defendant Not Guilty."

by ScrewAllScrimble September 21, 2025

Glasgow Fair

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.

"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"

by AwrightPal August 8, 2015

Faire une Tanguy

Interrompre un élan de blagues dans une discussion en annoncant une banalité, présentée comme une découverte majeur à la discussion. Faire une Tanguy est souvent suivi d'une absence prolongée de réponse des autres membres de la discussion.

Synonyme: voir enfoncer une porte ouverte, ramer, Faire un bide.
Disclaimer: Faire une Tanguy peut être une stratégie humoristique risquée sous l'angle de l'auto dérision.

"Je viens de faire une Tanguy, mon dernier message est resté en 'vu'..."

by hugmo November 26, 2023