wearing your ass on your face

wearing your ass on your face to forcibly implant your face into your ass similar to having a foot in your ass but much more severe

don't mess with officer smith or you will be wearing your ass on your face

by littlejimmie December 7, 2019

faceabotage

The sabotaging of one's facebook, most notably the status. This is usually done when your facebook is left unnaccounted for and there are friends or roomates around.

My status read "Eddie enjoys dick" after my friend faceabotaged my facebook.

"Jim is snorting coke off of a hooker's ass" was the product of my latest faceabotage.

by Eddie Alpaqa February 26, 2009

kissy face

A face girls make when their picture is taken. Involves pursing the lips and sometimes tilting the head up. They think it makes them look sexy.

All the girls on mySpace are making a kissy face.

by Bennethon February 4, 2008

face plant

Involving sports such as skateboarding, or bike riding, or any other sport for that matter, and you fall, and land directly on your face.

That was a nice face plant when your bike hit that mud spot.

by Klepto May 20, 2003

Bless yo face

Phrase that first became popular by YouTube star Tobuscus (Toby Turner); used to conclude Toby's videos.

I'll see you next time, thanks for watching. Bless yo face. Peace off. Toby out!

by B-Millionaire January 28, 2011

sit on my face

1.) A phrase used when one desires to orally please another.
2.) An assertive lover or drunken one night stand might use this phrase to be direct and to the point of wanting to eat the lucky womans pussy.

Oh baby..you are so hot, I'm dying for you to "sit on my face".

by BoxerNYC March 28, 2008

yo face

the ultimate comeback of Davie Fizzle; can be used in any situation and in any context; has no definate meaning or place in the english language; most effective when said in the "cartman" character voice.

Q: "What are we doing tonight?"
A: "YO FACE"
Q: "What's that caught in the garbage disposal?"
A: "YO FACE"

by Tab March 4, 2005