FOBO

1. Fear of being on
2. The fear you will be seen or heard doing something embarrassing during a videoconference because you have forgetton to mute your microphone and/or turn off your camera

Ever since I heard my boss take a piss during a Zoom, I've had FOBO.

by klcbix October 28, 2020

FOBM

FOBM: Fear of Better Match. When you are romantically connecting with a multitude of potentials while always trying to not settle because fear of a better match.

Man. I am FOBMing right now, I really like this one, but what if there is someone better suited, perhaps over there, on this app, or at school?

by Yuhh January 9, 2021

FOBBIT

A FOBBIT is a person that pretends to be higher than its actual size, they tend to cope with this fake reality and never accept the true. They also have the tendency to talk over music when people are listening to it and gets bullied for it. HATED BY THE CHAT.

there goes the FOBBIT denying its true height although its true size is 4 feet 11 inches.

by KLKguru February 11, 2021

fobnatics

fugboi, fan, only plays domino on flyclops APP, can’t play LIVE, hits fob rob music when fob enters building.

the fobnatics are loose....

the fobnatics can’t play domino....

the fobnatics hit fob music when fob enters building.....

the fobnatics get slid off gob porch when they try and play domino LIVE....

by fob rob June 7, 2021

fobal

When you bang your nuts by accident.

I got up too fast slipped and ended up with a fobal.

by thebigmrmoose November 3, 2021

FOBO

Favourite Option Being Offline. Dating app where you don't need to match to chat to others.

I've met people offline through FOBO.

by FOBO Life November 16, 2021

fobswald

Massive arse, terrible fitness and will sleep his way around the office.

Finds himself hilarious, makes excuses, loves his bakery and enjoys finishing second

Oh and an absolute snake

Your being such a fobswald

by LJL1846 November 23, 2021