Feed him a banana

When someone is acting crazy they are acting like a monkey crazy so to calm them down you feed them a banana. A banana being whateve is called for in that situation.

Carlos jumped out his tree when he saw me with mark so I had to feed him a banana

by zookepa December 9, 2008

fuck em and feed em fish

A saying you use when someone of higher authority tells you to do something but you don't really want to do it. Maybe you still do what they asked but you half ass do it, then say "fuck em and feed em fish.

Weston: "Hey Chad, are you gonna do your job?"
Chad: "Hell naw, fuck em and feed em fish!"

by the true definition April 10, 2015

That's How I feed my Eel.

A simple justification to why you do something odd or random.

"Roman, why do you like snapping your neighbors' necks?"
"Well, Brittney, That's How I feed my Eel."

by HipstaSquirrel June 14, 2016

fuck 'em & feed 'em beans

# when you have no regards for a person, race or group of people, in which you may have differences, then "fuck 'em" (in the sense of screw them or to hell with them) and "feed 'em beans" (as in the they don't deserve anything of any value from your world)

The boys down the street won't let us into their group so I say "fuck 'em & feed 'em beans." They don't deserve the time of day from me.

by madmyke September 15, 2010

jacking the dog off to feed the cat

Having bad times financially. Not having any money, being broke.

I have been so broke, I had to start jacking the dog off to feed the cat!

by Neil White November 5, 2008

It showed up on my news feed

What you say when someone accuses you of Facebook stalking. Since it just showed up on your news feed, you couldn't have been secretly reading their profile, right?

Joe: Man, that party last night was sick...

Mike: Oh, that one you went to at 9:23 pm at Bob's house?

Joe: Whoa, how did you know that? You aren't stalking me, are you?

Mike: ...it showed up on my news feed.

by smreidy113 December 7, 2010

feeding two birds with one hand

accomplishing two tasks at one time.

Craig-" I made her buy me beer, then I threw it in her can!!"
Scott-" Sweeeeeeeeeet "
Craig-" Yeah. It was like feeding two birds with one hand. "
Scott-" I like the way you live your life. "
Craig-" Thank you."

by Juan Nutt May 6, 2011